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posted 2 months ago (® annstreetstudio)

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

"voting for ukip is a protest vote!”

that’s nice

what happens when they get into power

is everybody going to sit in awkward silence in their living rooms, clutching the daily mail in one hand and a rich tea biscuit in the other as they silently mouth "i didn’t mean it"

it’s too late

sirens sound

nigel farage kicks your door down

he pins you to the chair

i heard your great-grandmother was polish” he snarls

in the distance, a dog howls

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posted 3 months ago (® ahandsomestark)

mariachieldeadpool:

British politics

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posted 3 months ago (® anotherkindofarchive)
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posted 3 months ago (® queen-angelina)

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

theleftenantmills:

unitedkingdom-orgy:

HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.

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posted 3 months ago (® hannisballs)
My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day.
- John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via dehanginggarden)
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posted 3 months ago (® introspectivepoet)

davejade:

"found the feminist lol" yeah im not hiding

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posted 3 months ago (® davejade)

"Fox Force Five." Fox, as in we’re a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we’re a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there’s one..two …three..four..five of us.
Pulp Fiction (1994) vs. Kill Bill vol. 1  (2003)

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posted 3 months ago (® 9090432-deactivated20140709)

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